#I seriously wonder how many awkward attempts it took before Eric and Ariel managed to successfully have sex #I mean #Could you imagine #Ariel has no idea what a vagina is and what it’s purpose is #And on their wedding night Eric takes her to bed #And he whips his dick out #And Ariel probably fascinates over it like she does with one of her “dinglehoppers” #But then Eric tries to insert #And Ariel’s just like #”Wait, what?” #”What are you doing?” #And Eric has to have the sex talk with her on their wedding night #And instead of getting some Eric is stuck with comforting a traumatized Ariel #And he’s just left thinking #”I’m not getting some for a while” #”Am I?”
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    You’re all scary people. I will always love you cunts for that
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    And the pregnancy! I always picture Eric having to explain to Ariel how Melody…uh…got there.