#I seriously wonder how many awkward attempts it took before Eric and Ariel managed to successfully have sex #I mean #Could you imagine #Ariel has no idea what a vagina is and what it’s purpose is #And on their wedding night Eric takes her to bed #And he whips his dick out #And Ariel probably fascinates over it like she does with one of her “dinglehoppers” #But then Eric tries to insert #And Ariel’s just like #”Wait, what?” #”What are you doing?” #And Eric has to have the sex talk with her on their wedding night #And instead of getting some Eric is stuck with comforting a traumatized Ariel #And he’s just left thinking #”I’m not getting some for a while” #”Am I?”
  1. yourjuniperrose reblogged this from precious-baggins
  2. precious-baggins reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  3. esta--noche reblogged this from remyreaper
  4. ready-forthe-afterglow reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  5. shegotdatgoodgood reblogged this from bella-smells
  6. bella-smells reblogged this from helicopterfish
  7. mymidgetworld reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  8. fabulousest reblogged this from ladycoke
  9. sirisexual reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  10. youngbarnowl reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  11. ladycoke reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  12. helicopterfish reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  13. capybara-queen reblogged this from consultingmoosecaptain
  14. consultingmoosecaptain reblogged this from remyreaper
  15. smallandpowerfulcat reblogged this from the-boring-story-called-my-life
  16. queen-lindsey reblogged this from chipscahoy
  17. skye-g reblogged this from remyreaper
  18. beautifullyrecovering reblogged this from ohlookachelsea
  19. 1800-bullshit reblogged this from starkening
  20. aye-i-could-do-that reblogged this from the-boring-story-called-my-life
  21. freakofthefandom reblogged this from starkening
  22. the-boring-story-called-my-life reblogged this from avengersofberk
  23. avengersofberk reblogged this from starkening
  24. probablyprocrastinatingnow reblogged this from starkening
  25. cellokind reblogged this from starkening
  26. 1norsk1 reblogged this from starkening
  27. starkening reblogged this from remyreaper
  28. hateloveandpassion reblogged this from caalarenee